Wolfshead

Wolfshead are mother fucking legit. Fresh and tight. They keep it real 25/8. Go on their bandcamp, can you see that pic of them? Look at their beards. That ain’t hipster fuzz you cunts. That’s Viking steel. I listened to this band's brilliant EP today and let me tell you, its baws oot hi-grade shagging music.

'Warbringer' is a charging almighty classic riff-heavy fanny-stabbing classic. The cunt that’s singing is singing about killing folk and shagging. Classic heavy metal with catchy lyrics and hooks, this is a grand opening to the EP. The band wait until the next track to cum all over your stupid face with the SLUDGE! 'The Garden'; aw man, this song's about drugs. This sounds like yer typical grade A sludge doom metal (Melvins, Eyehategod, Weedeater etc). The singer on this one sounds a bit like Muscle Man from Regular Show, but who geez a fuck?

Has your band got a song called 'Pissin' Blood'? No? Well, your band's shit! Wolfshead have and it's a beauty. More in common with the first song, this is a garage doom stomper with a great chorus. I drank 28 cans of Skol lager listening to this alone. Reminded me of Orange Goblin.

As yer baws empty into whatever it is you've been pumping, 'Death Priest' will come on, cos lets face it, no one can pump for more than 9 minutes. This is a menacing slow burner of a tune that will come for all Animal Collective fans in their dreams and cum blood in them.

Vocals, production, album art, guitars, drums... everything got me a rager on this EP. The band look the part too and I cannot wait to hear more from these sonic leviathans from the wastelands of north-east Hampshire.

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