I love it when I hear something and think “aw fuck here we go, same auld shite”, then 4 seconds later the band switch style to a faster, more sludgey style, then cut back to the fuckin awful dog-eating-its-dinner style they were at 6 seconds before. See am right into ma sludge, but not so ma crust. But sometimes I like dippin ma crusts in some sludge and if your into that get these cunts' music in your head at once!
EP opener “North” is a total pissed-up brawler of a tune, punching at cunts that don't actually exist with its crusty sharp riffs and GET OUT MY HOUSE growling vocals. 'Log' metamorphoses eventually into a brilliant catchy riff-mental tune. Well worth another listen. 'Take her to the trend bar' which I think is about a young gentleman Amebix fan taking a beautiful lady to Nice & Sleazies on a Thursday night, is another dose of sludgey soup mopped up with mouldy crust. Pishing myself at the song titles here.
'Take her to the bad room', is even more romantic: it's about taking the lassy to your secret Fritzl room in your one bedroom apartment, where you make her watch Dawsons Creek after getting pissed at Sleazys. I could slag this band and say I've heard it a million times but I won't, because this stuff is always welcome in my house. Morality Crisis are probably the most mental band in Minneapolis/St. Paul, but keep up the insanity and I'm sure they could conquer the whole country.
Posted: Sat 6 October 2012