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Cats and Cats and Cats / Bull & Gate Kentish Town
Gig
I stumble through the doors of the Bull and Gate’s back room just in time to see A Genuine Freakshow kick into the seriously sick drumbeat of their single 'Hopscotch Machine Gun Madness'. It dissolves into a super saccharine love plea...
Nitkowski / Stay In The Home You Love
Album Review
Nitkowski / Stay In The Home You Love
You like walking in bad weather? 'Stay In The Home You Love' is a great accompaniment for that. You get soaked, you get cold, then you get really pissed off at God or Probability or whatever, then eventually you don't care; you're...
BOTW - Planet Brain
Band of the week
Italian prog-poppers Planet Brain are well worth investigating if glacial modern rock with an adventurous streak yanks your crank. Their latest EP starts in alluring fashion with a serpentine guitar melody over a spattering drum fill, and it's a...
Juffage - Small Fires EP
EP Review
Juffage / Small Fires EP
This EP puts a candle to one of the standout tracks from the 'Semicircle' album; you get the original, plus two remixes and an alternative take on 'HHV'. Jeff T is in the middle of a tour right now, so you should try to catch his...
Shield Your Eyes - Volume 4
Album Review
Shield Your Eyes / Volume 4
No super-loud compressed glacial production. No cooler-than-thou PR list of influences. No eclecticism for its own sake. No racks of redundant effects. There is nothing hi-tech about 'Volume 4' in terms of its constituent parts. The stuff...
Juffage - Photo by Joni Andrews
Interview
We have all been to some crap seaside town somewhere on a rundown old amusement park and seen some version of a one man band, if my memory serves me correctly it was probably frontierland in Morecambe for me, I was about ten years old. I’m...
Motherwhale
Album Review
Cats and Cats and Cats / Motherwhale
The late, great Don Van Vliet said of his musical contemporaries, “They can catch a straight line, but they can't catch a circle. I don't work in straight lines.” In 'Motherwhale' Cats and Cats and Cats have produced a...
Juffage - Semicircle
Album Review
Juffage / Semicircle
Juffage is Jeff Smith, an Anglo-American solo artist: part flophouse troubadour, part adroit Yorkshire curmudgeon. He uses voice, loops, pedals, guitar and flight cases full of myriad other instrumentation to patch together warm, lyrical...
Maybeshewill - I Was Here For a Moment, Then I Was Gone
Album Review
Maybeshewill / I Was Here For a Moment, Then I Was G...
So the latest from Leicester four-piece and Beard Rock favourites comes in the form of ‘I Was Here For A Moment, Then I Was Gone’. If you haven’t already read our interview with the band, I suggest you head over to http://...
Maybeshewill - Critical Distance
Single Review
Maybeshewill / Critical Distance
You know at the end of those huge Hollywood epics where the hero has battled against all the odds to succeed in the most dire of circumstances? As he rescues the damsel in distress and heads off into the sunset in his fancy, more-than-...
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